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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Post 718 Just another Hump-Day... Oh it's going to be a GORGEOUS day here today! Highs in the mid 70's, bright sunshine.... this is my kinda weather. The bad news is, the weekend is supposed to be all rain *frown*. So.... maybe a nice ride in the Vette is in order tonight.. *S* Other than that, not much else new... working hard, needing a vacation badly (that'll come next week). In answer to your question Karen, if I get up and feel like blogging... I'll be here.. *chuckle*. No plans yet, so we'll see what happens. Oh, isn't it ironic that Tom Cruise's girlfriend gave birth yesterday, on the same day that Brooke Shields did too? (he lambasted her for using post partum depression drugs) Now, for something to make you smile today, I think this is from George Carlin, but either way, it's pretty good: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? Oh well, on to the real news: Mother discovers female McDonald's manager is lovin' it with teenage daughter. No more Happy Meals for her (and my wife says I never remember important dates!) The bikini turns 60, still looks pretty good for its age (with pic) World's largest shrimp purchased for $800 (with pic) Yo, Bubba.... looks like ya'll gotta learn a new dance! Having solved all other problems, Kentucky legislature makes clogging the official state dance Because you can never have too many toys: The butterfly indoor flyer, a micro-sized remote-control plane Eighty little known facts about the Queen on her 80th birthday (you can also send her a card online here!) Ten irritating things men do in bed. By former Penthouse Pet, Dr. Victoria Zdrok and her enormous fake boobs. Doctor? (Captain Obvious yawns here) (maybe this will make up for 2 weeks with no BOTD) The first in a series of in-depth articles on the fashion implications of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic International Pageant (oh, and in the off chance you are interested, pics of hot girls in bikinis) That's it for today... enjoy your day all! |