Curt, Curt, Curt.... tsk tsk tsk...No WONDER your light saber isn't working Curt... you're buying your diatium power cells from Radio Shack! Those things haven't worked well since the bi-lateral power condensers were reconfigured for greater power.
ANY good Jedi knows, the ones you want are from Acme Electrical and Jedi supply!
Sheesh... must be a "suthern" thing..! *LOL*
Well, the lack of sleeping is back again. *frown*
Not too much to report today.. other than hey Curt, where's your next blog post man?
Today's supposed to be a BEAUTIFUL one, up near 80 degrees, and bright sunshine.
On to the news:
Final price for Runaway Bride toast auction on eBay ends up at $15,400. Runaway high bidder calls from pay phone in New Mexico, claims he's been kidnapped, can't pay high bidJournalists find fish markets selling made-up species. Owners defend themselves, declaring that fugu is acronym for "Fish us, Gut us"Woman claims vaginal cream fights facial wrinkles when used in conjunction with tuna-based dietStep 1: Name your website after the title of the new Stars Wars flick. Step 2: Write a few fake chapters of a book which cleverly contain said title. Step 3: ProfitMan manages to lose $800,000-winning superfecta ticket for the Kentucky Derby. Found later where he left itTime travelers fail to show up at MIT event designed to give a specific time/place for future citizens to return. No one considers possibility that time travelers have better things to do than hang out at MITJust for you Curt...
Using Your LightSaber Around the Home!We've all, um, "massaged" a work timesheet or two, but asking to be paid for working 28 hours a day is a finesse best left to lawyers and lobbyistsThe Smoking Gun has some letters about what the Runaway Bride should do to repent (Hilarious!)
And just some great headlines:
Pam Anderson refuses to act in a scene with a chimp. Chimp retorts that at least he didn't act with Hasselhoff
Police find dad passed out in back of burning car driven by nine-year-old son
Protesters go topless during their protest about the safety of clothing
Ava Gardner states that Frank Sinatra had "110 pounds of cock"And one more,
New Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster goes so fast it gave the test driver a nosebleedHave a great day all..
posted by Dave at Tuesday, May 10, 2005
