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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
![]() Post 679 White, white everywhere... Happy Velentines Day Everyone! Here's hoping all your Valentines are happy ones... *S* Well, this is what I sent my wife at work, for Velentines Day. What do you think??? Yeah, there's still a LOT of snow everywhere. 22 inches will be that way for a bit. The good news is, it's supposed to get warmer all week, so maybe we'll melt some of it. Well, the UCONN Men won Saturday night, but lost last night in a hurribly officiated game. I swear, someone's going to get hurt soon in the Big East Conference. They're letting all kinds of hard fouls go uncalled. Good grief... our Vice President SHOT another hunter, then there was/is a media fiasco over them trying to cover it up, or not. Who knows.... but you have to be a pretty poor hunter to shoot a 79 year old man. And now, for a funny: Late Note, the following was sent to me by my dear friend, michelle! The Best "Out of Office" automatic email replies. Try a few yourself: 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. If I give a crap when I return, you'll be the first one I'll give it to. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are good you wouldn't have received anything at all. You're welcome. 3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless e-mails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your e-mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 4. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over). 6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 7. I've run away to join a different circus. 8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve.' On to the news: Hey Bubba, it's a shark feeding frenzy, lets go stand in the middle of it. Hilarity ensues Dentist caught trading oxycodone prescriptions for oral sex, billed to insurance as "tooth-whitening treatment" Rejected (hilarious) Velentines Day Cards! And today's headline of the day: Howard Dean says Cheney should resign if he ordered a leak that resulted in the public exposure of an undercover CIA officer. In reponse, Cheney invites Dean to go hunting with him That's it for today... enjoy your day. |